Latest "The Local" Business Venture

[YorkshireLad6 7,152]

I was so excited to get the latest mailshot from "The Local" today - they've opened an online dating site! Apparently "already hundreds of international couples have met, chatted and fallen in love!"

 

Never one to miss a good offer, I started my search...

 

This lady was a good start (for 2 obvious reasons):

 

 

But it then I was a little disturbed to find out she also hangs out in "Swiss Sex Chat - Hot Chats with Sexy Singles" which rather put me off

 

So I moved onto this rather nice looking lady - love the eyes...

 

 

But it turns out she offers herself under "Black Women of South Africa" - not that that is a problem in itself, but South Africa is a long way to go for a date.

 

So then I turned to this little minx

 

 

Only to find that in actual fact she's also a geek (funny - she doesn't look geeky at all!) so totally unsuitable

 

Then I got more realistic so looked for someone more homely, and found this nice lady

 

 

But would you know it? - she's not only a dedicated Christian but also a rich millionaire

 

I'm just off to brush up on my bible study before joining up.

[tor 17,429]

hmmm...whose pic should I steal for my profile...

[the.frollein 6,715]

 

I'm just off to brush up on my bible study before joining up.

 

Just make sure you put "evangelism" as your religion and I'm sure the nice people at TL will find you a soul mate before you know it!

 

Good grief, as though the harm TL wreaks upon the English language with their so-called "news" isn't enough...

[PES 3,977]

The rich one lives at the Munich airport. Thought I recognised the background.

[rhody 3,170]

I am glad that The Local is listing the blood types. I've always been nervous around O types being AB+ myself.

[El Jeffo 42,135]

Yet another thing to add to the list of things The Local does poorly.

[Guest]

I'd love to meet a bit on the side, provided she has extreme nutjob views. I'd be well in.

[PES 3,977]

If you check out the Genuine Christian Dating Site members you can choose a man seeking a man, and women seeking a women. Go figure.

[YorkshireLad6 7,152]

For a threesome you mean?