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@Guest I may fuck your wife, bully your children, steal your car, and covet your beer.

 

Don't you dare touch my beer!

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My current girlfriend is indeed one of my hands. The other hand if I'm feeling really kinky and not lazy.

 

Please tell us you didn't type this with one hand... post-133917-1394026222416.gif

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No there's not.

 

What your seeing is the bed of secondary eggwhite overflow after the primary eggwhite bed became solid, thus spilling over the edge during the emptying of the eggshell.

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hmm...for it to be accurate there shouldn't be cream in the coffee but there should be some grape jelly for the toast.

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And to be even more accurate, the coffee shouldn't look like instant. Blech!

 

Oh, and where's the orange juice?

 

Shit, now I'm hungry.

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Mr Metall would like that breakfast - minus both the cream and the grape jelly. :D

Don't show him this!! He might start criticizing the poor choice of pistol.

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Near my hometown stood Touchdown Jesus.

 

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He was clearly visible to thousands of people per day on the side of I-75 between Cincinnati and Dayton.

 

But he burned down after a lightning strike.

 

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And now he's been replaced by Lux Mundi (Light of the World).

 

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Unfortunately, he's not making any obvious referee (or umpire) hand motion.

 

But I can imagine him saying, "I once caught a fish this big!"

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Good grief, was that statue made of plastic??

 

And the original doesn't look like an umpire to me. More like he was drowning in the lake. ;)

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I remember driving past "Touchdown Jesus" when living in Toledo and visiting family in Kentucky... although my husband and I called him "Hot Tub Jesus" because of the lake... he looked like he was relaxing after a hard day saving souls!

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