Punography - Favourite Puns

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Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.

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I reckon we're about to have a bad spell of wether, weather we like it or not.

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One of my favorite pun songs:

 

pun hurts
pun scars
pun wounds and marks
Any heart not tough or strong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
pun is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain
pun hurrrrtts
Oooooooohhh pun hurts

 

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This made me stew the other day..   I tried using "beefstew" as a password.  wasn't beefy enough, didn't meat the standards.  The message was "not stroganoff", please try again.

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This time of the year, I get a feeling for felt. Of all the felt I've ever felt, I've never felt felt as soft as this felt felt.

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."


I know he means well.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. When he's not happy with the result, he rips what he sews..

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what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta

 

...this had me ravioling on the floor

 

 

 

 

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On 10/27/2019, 2:46:24, slammer said:

Two girls in a bathtub...

One of them asks: "Where´s the soap?"

The other answers. "yes it does!"

 

i once went to rehab for abusing soap.  i just wanted to get clean

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We need to let everyone know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

 

It's all about raisin awareness

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Somebody broke into our place and stole all the limbo rods.  

 

I mean, how low can you go?

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Your home is your castle 

 

in a manor of speaking 

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