Strange and funny stuff said in relationships

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I always like to remember a phrase or comment that's typical of, or reminds me of an ex . . . . . .

 

some examples:

Me: Have you ever had sex with another woman?

Her: Yes, 4 times. Twice with the same woman and twice with other women.

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Me: Have you ever made a porn film. (meaning with an ex, not the complete England Rugby squad or summat)

Her: Yes, with my ex and his work colleaugue. He was also a Lufthansa Pilot & I think he had more fun than we did. !!

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Then of course there's always the great line from a Bulgarian girl I was seeing for a bit "Yesterday, I was very proud from myself. Yesterday is the first time I have stick vibrator in my arse."

Nice. There's others but I can't remember them at the mo.

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You always did pick the strangest birds Jeckel.

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I'm glad you said that, Sin, because I was beginning to get worried that I'd led a sheltered life.

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My wife, who's trying to lose a couple of pounds, was slicing some black bread for me and said, "Man, I'd die for a piece of black bread!".

 

I looked at her and said, "that works out well, because I'd kill for a piece of black bread!"

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My wife, who's trying to lose a couple of pounds, was slicing some black bread for me and said, "Man, I'd die for a piece of black bread!".I looked at her and said, "that works out well, because I'd kill for a piece of black bread!"

 

Why would you want moldy bread?

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When my wife answered the phone this morning, I said:

 

My name is Jay

and I'm turning gay

to get laid every day

 

She said:

 

That's fine by me

a bisschen bi

schadet nie

 

 

 

the answer is still no, Tor...

:P

 

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scogs, who could not speak German to save his life, was talking in his sleep. I prodded him, he rolled over, grabbed me and said, "Kommen Sie her!"

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