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"Um, honey, what do you think we should save first: our souls or our love life?"

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Mafia member #1 (old guy in white coat): "We a need to do the money laundering, but no more ristorants. Far too hobvious and too much alike a real job"

Mafia member #2 (frumpy woman): "Yes. We have here the solution. Look here at our new hidy places. We try now producti that no one buy...condomi on the street and the bible"

Mafia member #1: "Fantastico! But I am so asick of the hiding. Dressing like a German is degrading, no?"

Mafia member #2: "I like your manbag though".

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"What are they?"

 

"I think they are happy balloons"

 

"Oh, great, we needed some presents for the grandchildren. Let's get some shall we?"

 

"Good idea! Get a good few...we can hang them up too!"

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"Agnes, hurry up and get what you need from here. There's a man waiting in front of our kiosk."

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Damned hurricane - the A380 from New York is delayed & just the 3 of us to unload the luggage. 550 passengers...

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Guy on Left: "These fucking wasps! I can't stop shaking my head."

 

Guy in Middle: "I've just swallowed one. I feel crook."

 

Guy on Right: "I've got the MIL coming over tomorrow. Fuck, I hope she doesn't comment on how fat I've gotten."

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1st Guy: "That was a hell of a party last night. My head is still swimming."

 

Guy in middle: "Dude, your head might be swimming, but you didn't just crash your bike into the wall. Look at that hole my head made."

 

Last guy: "Hey you guys, check out those three idiots with orange vests on across the street."

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Albert (guy on left) has to do a double take while wondering why his shoes don't have fancy yellow Velcro enclosures.

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Toyota's first attempts at laughing gas powered racing cars seems to have worked well.

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Aquarius Girl (1st Photo):

 



  • Man of the left – Can't they have sex at home?
  • Man in the middle – Those tits are amazing.
  • Man on the right – Damn, I left my lunch up there.

 

Aquarius Girl (2nd Photo):

 



  • God, Please send me a sign, otherwise I'm jumping.

 

Coyote 300 (Photo):

 



  • The guy sitting on the left – I don't think I cleaned that one.
  • The woman opens the door and says - To sh.t or not to sh.t, that's the question.

 

Meatman (1st Photo):

 



  • The woman says to the man - If you're not at least this big, you can leave me alone now.

 

 

Meatman (2nd Photo):

 



  • Lady on the left – Edith, he's perfect for you.
  • Lady on the right – Jane, He's not my type.
  • Man in the middle – Have either one of you seen my boyfriend?

 

Aquarius Girl (3rd Photo):

 



  • Two hours later, the guy begins to think - I'm not taking another sip of my beer until she comes back.

 

Aquarius Girl (4th Photo):

 



  • The little girl says - And I thought I was weird.

 

Aquarius Girl (5th Photo):

 



  • Guy on the left – I'll phone the office one more time. Maybe, they forgot us.
  • Guy on the right – Damn, Wespe.

 

 

Aquarius Girl (6th Photo):

 



  • Guy standing in the parking lot – Dumb asses! Don't they know we fenced off the area to let the lions run free.

 

rob2011 (Photo):

Elderly Couple

 



  • Man – Honey, Can we try a condom, just for fun?
  • Woman – Bill, How do you suppose to use it, since you can't get it up, to get it on?

 

 

Aquarius Girl (7th Photo):

 



  • Man on the right – I really need to take a sh.t.
  • Man in the middle – Sleeping, no response.
  • Man on the left – Man, those pills have a weird side effect. I think I'm seeing double.

 

 

Aquarius Girl (8th Photo):

 



  • Man with the glasses - I warned you, One more picture and I'll kick your ass.
  • The lady standing next to the guy holding the camera is smiling and thinking - He doesn't know that I'm your wife, and I'll shove your camera, right up his ass.
  • The lady standing behind the guy with the glasses doesn't understand English and looks confused.
  • The white-haired guy in the middle of the photo is staring and thinking - F..king Auslanders!!

 

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