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My mates say PAX on board be happy if they get given enuff 'stewardess mince'

 

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Don’t fire until you see the white of their eyes.  

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Port Vice-Admiral to Starboard Captain -

'on my mark - release inboard and outboard portside brakes'

 

'mark five, mark four, mark three, mark two, mark one, MARK!!'

 

Starboard Captain to Port Vice-Admiral 'oh bugger me!

Missed that one, sir!'

 

 

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I'm the Captain, I'm in charge.

No I'm the Captain, everyone knows the Captain is in the left hand seat.

No, I'm the Captain, besides I've the the throttle for the engine.

No, I'm the Captain because I've got the aircraft brake lever.

No, I'm the Captain ....

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Nigel Farage's Brexit plane.  Lots of noise and hot air but no clue on where it's going.

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2 hours ago, fraufruit said:

Which side is first class?

 

"Port out, starboard home, Posh with a capital P." ;) 

 

 

(Random fact: Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond, wrote Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.)

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