How to get German boyfriend or girlfriend

[Hard_Man 6]

Hi All,

 

Here we can share your tips and tricks to get German Girlfriend (for boy) or Boyfriend (for girl). You can share your experience or may be you have an idea in your head.

 

You know mix cultures can create better offspring... ^^

 

See you,

HM

[fraufruit 32,483]

Tip #1

 

Change your login name.

[Masala 157]

Be from a country which is better than Germany.

[swimmer 3,700]

Gender difference on that I think. Much more of a hindrance to male immigrants if they are from a poorer nation. Economic inferiority not such a big deal for us immigrant ladies - could be a benefit / attraction.

 

Otherwise, just the obvious. Speak German. Leave your home. Go to the places and events where lots of other people are.

 

You are Indonesian. The Indonesians I know here (all female) are married to German citizens of Indonesian birth. So that's another obvious place for you to look.

[Ifrah.Isse 4]

I recently got married to a very sexy German man...

 

TIPS ON HOW TO GET MAN OR WOMAN:

 

-Apearance and style is the main thing

 

-Make sure you are in shape.. If you are fat start jogging otherwise you will come across as a lazy person or careless... Its also good for your confidence.

 

-Make an effort with the person..Show them that you are interested and attracted to them.

 

-Act hard to get.. Men or women like that... no 1 wants cheap stuff:

 

-Be confident...Be your self:

 

-My trick is teasing.. This trick will make the person want you more and more and more and more :D

[suffolkrose 231]

..well I am ..ok well lets just say im no Barbie shall we, my German likes a bit of a curve and a handfull of arse so perhaps clumping all of German men in one stereo typed parcel is not such a a great thing.

[the Boy From Bozlem 572]

 

Apearance and style is the main thing

And do you think you will sustain this or it will still work after 5 to 10 years of marriage?

[grampus 3,100]

*popcorn*

 

I'll be back later for tips and tricks on how to beat the end of level baddy...

 

Ah, shite, popcorn ban... rule #2: don't be a fat twat...

 

Bollocks... rule #5: be yourself... but I'm a fat twat... I'm going to need Joseph Heller to dig me out of this one...

 

Fuckin' hell... rule #3 means I have to show I'm interested but rule #4 means I have to show that I'm not interested... I'm stuck in a Maurits Escher painting...

 

Okay, teasing I can do... just off to put the kettle on, dear... or am I? Ooh, I'm mysterious...

[Erised 2,823]

For boys....wear leather and know where to stick your wiener.

For girls.... wear leather and know that your saurkraut goes great with wieners

 

oh and drink lots of beer and drive a shiny car, which also wears leather and you might as well learn all the lyrics and moves to a Rammstein video. <_<

[Lifeisabuffet 483]

Be yourself.

[the Boy From Bozlem 572]

+1

[BonnBonn 1,068]

Apparently if you are a boy, getting a Porsche Carrera and going to a cafe and parking it in full view helps to get a girls digits.

[quasipseudopizzaoid 616]

Be someone else.

 

Club a rich guy with a nice car over the head, move into his expensive flat, and assume his identity. Rich guys tend to get girlfriends quite easily.

 

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time... I figure if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, 'cuz chicks dig dudes with money."

[RoyRogers 518]

 

Be yourself.

 

"I'd rather be a fake somebody than a real nobody." - Tom Ripley in The Talented Mr. Ripley

 

...

 

Never mind the fact that he ended up being a psychopath killer...

[the Boy From Bozlem 572]

And it was a shit film! :ph34r:

[grampus 3,100]

 

 

Jude Law... what kind of a man is that, man?

[auniquecorn 2,081]

I always find them down by the train station, sometimes you can get a girlfriend pretty cheap for about an hour.

[Gwaptiva 7,112]

Be yourself, because she'll try to change you to what she wants anyway

 

Mind you, in my case, I maybe should try being someone else, because being me has had heehaw result.

[shggygrl 118]

Ever heard of the phrase "The best love comes when you aren't looking for it?"

 

Edit: I also don't see the point in getting a "German" bf/gf. Shouldn't you love someone for individual characteristics and not for a certain nationality? Just a thought...

[bennetn 91]

Trying to figure out why you would want one