Worst movies ever

[Dostoyevsky 20]

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Kunoichi, The Lady Ninja

 

Then I know two films which I would categorize as both best and worst:

 

Naked Lunch (Cronenberg)

Eraserhead (Lynch)

[planetmoni 5]

King Arthur (if i hadn't been sitting in the middle of the cinema, i would have left the cinema)

 

Pret-a-porter

[UpQuark 9]

 

Pret-a-porter

Word. It takes an auteur like Altman to suck so comprehensively.

[far-lands 7]

Robin hood Price of thieves

 

Kostner was just awful !!

[Guest]

Cant be bothered to go through every page, but I must have had a too few many beers the other night and I thought it would be a laugh to watch Batman & Robin again. It wasnt a laugh, its cringeworthy, I'd love to meet the person who wrote this pile of shit and kill him!!

[Slayer 1]

anyone seen van helsing or underworld 1/2 or any of this vampire lycan fantasy shit yet?

[Eleanor Rigby 1,931]

I'll probably get killed for this but I did the same with Rocky Horror Picture Show. I remember loving it as a teenager and decided to watch it again last year and couldn't believe how stupid that movie is. I don't think it's a movie you can watch sober.

[Guest]

@ER - I'm shocked, Rocky Horror show is stupid, but its still worth watching!!

[far-lands 7]

RHPS is GREAT !!!

 

Dr Everett von Scott was played by my Uncles Brother...

[Wee Mun 25]

Star Wars episode 1 & 2 were utter shit. The third one was slightly better.

 

An absolute tragedy that so much money should be made from these "efforts" on the back of the classic original trilogy.

[Wee Mun 25]

Highlander 2 and 3

Rocky 5

[Uncle Nick 6,240]

 

Dr Everett von Scott was played by my Uncles Brother...

...so he was played by your father? :huh:

[Wee Mun 25]

Or your other uncle :lol:

[UrbanAngel 444]

Ultraviolet is pretty bad.

[Lassie 17]

yeah, it gives you skin cancer

[Uncle Nick 6,240]

Revenge of the Killer-Tomatoes was definately the worst film I´ve ever seen!

[Jenny L 39]

 

King Arthur (if i hadn't been sitting in the middle of the cinema, i would have left the cinema)

Agree with that one. It was almost as bad as Blade 2. Clive Owen is too much of a pussy to play King Arthur and that little anorexic didn't seem to be the right choice to play Guinevere either. And even though I love Til Schweiger- he's horrible in the English movies he's done.

[Chrissy 0]

Dude where is my car or deutsch: Ey Mann wo ist mein Auto.

 

Ever since then I haven't been listening to a woman recommending a movie! It was horrible.

 

Well the last movie I saw was FlightPlan. I nearly feel asleep.

[hams 1,386]

'Alexander' with Colin Farrel - diabolical!

[SmugLarz 1]

I've just re-read this entire thread, and I can state that everyone is wrong the worst film of all time, always has been, and always will be

 

Ishtar