Strip clubs, and bars with striptease shows

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For strip clubs your best bet is Schillerstrasse. There are several cellar bars along this street and they all offer the same thing. That is, striptease dancers on a stage. Each stripper dances to two songs. In the first song she remains dressed - albeit in revealing clothing. During the second song she strips. At the very end she takes off her bikini bottoms but you see nothing more than a quick flash of punani before she disappears backstage.

 

Shortly after you arrive a girl - or a number of girls if you're in a group - will come over and start chatting to you. They then invite you to buy them a drink. They will typically order a very expensive champagne. If you don't buy a drink they'll disappear very quickly and you can get on with just watching the show. If you do buy a drink they'll listen to you talk about your troubles for as long as you keep buying.

 

Note, you will not get anything more out of a night here other than watching the strippers on the stage and chat to a girl. These bars are only licensed for striptease, not for commercial sex. The girls won't even arrange to meet you elsewhere later.

 

Of these strip bars on Schillerstrasse, by far the best and least sleazy is the one attached to the Beate Uhse sex shop. Here you pay 12 Euro entry. For that you get two tokens. One token gets you one drink - either bottled beer, cola, or water. You can then stay as long as you like watching the girls up on the stage. This bar is much cleaner than the others. Plus you can sit right up close to the stage.

 

The girls will come round and offer you a private dance. For this you have to buy them an expensive drink and they'll take you behind a partition and dance on your lap. As before, however, there will be nothing more than a dance.

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Note the difference between strip bars and brothels and the different locations. Brothels are all outside the city centre, mostly on industrial estates etc.

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The only brothels I know of are the one on Hansastrasse beside the Kartpalast and knocking-shop-HQ, the Leierkasten on Leopoldstr. Love hearts in the windows and a large picture of a woman outside with a decidedly hairy hand.

 

If you want a strip club that isn't seedy then check out New York Tabledance at the Kultfabrik. A great spot as far as I'm concerned although I've not been there now in a couple of years.

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I've only ever been to one strip club here, and thats the one on Schillerstr near Hauptbanhof. Last time I was there, it cost 12€ to get and 2 free beers when you get in there.

 

Never been to NYTD, my brother is over next month and he just turned 18 in August. Would a trip to a strip club be a good present?

 

Any others?

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I stumbled into Sexyland near Hauptbahnhof one drunken evening and was amazed to find that in comparison to the ladies at home these were actually really good dancers.

 

The place was right seedy though and they only accept American dollars.

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I've never been to a strip club in Germany. In the states you bring lots of $1 bills and attach them to various articles of "clothing" as the stripper dances.

 

Since there are no 1€ notes, where do you put the 1€ coins?

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you get fake money, either as part of the entry fee, or if you really want it you can buy it extra. Some places even give it to you instead of real money as change from buying drinks!

 

Or you do what my mate did after getting really drunk, let us trick him into thinking the lap dances were for people who tipped 50 euros! So he does that, and the stripper is pretty happy about it, leaves and comes back looking for him to give him a lap dance, ends up giving the best lapdance of the whole evening to some guy with wearing the same top as him. The funniest bit was watching him trying to argue with the bar staff and bouncers trying to either get his money back or the lap dance he was owed!

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If you're used to American strip clubs, don't even bother going in Germany. There's no comparison. Especially if you're from Atlanta!

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does anyone know where that privat 43 place is located,i cant find it?i was told it was close to the lieirkasten(sorry about the spelling) but i have walked around the area and cant seem to find it!

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I recently had a drunken night out and found myself in a strip club in the center of town. I was almost blackout drunk and only remember my shirt off and pants down but don't think anything sexual happened just the lap dance. I awoke the next morning with a 16 euro cab bill and a 5000 dollar credit bill! Does anyone thing sexual favors in the private dance areas? I remember trying to touch them downstairs but they would not let me. Hopefully the only thing to worry about is the bill!

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$5,000, and you can't even remember the joys you experienced! :lol:

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never take plastic cash to strip bars especially if you plan to get wasted.

take cash, as much cash as you are willing to spend.

 

5 grand is steep, they saw you coming mate. ripped off. hope it was worth it.

 

won't the bill be itemized?

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On 2/5/2013, 1:54:22, Moonboot said:

won't the bill be itemized?

 

Not on the credit card, and I assume he got rid of the paper trail. The credit card will just say something like ABC Entertainment - € 5000. Not that I would know anything about that.

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when a bunch of us went to a strip bar we were shocked at how high the drink prices were and how much a private dance was. a dance with more than one dancer increased the price loads too.

can imagine multiple dancers and a few bottles of Moët Chandon and some tips could easily reach 5 Grand.

 

think we were necking bottles of vodka and had a few cans of red bull that was pricey enough.

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