Questions you have been afraid to ask... in case you look stupid

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Don't most women pilots use the She Wee ?

 

I thought this was a joke at first. Thank you for opening my eyes to this revolution in urination equality. I see that you can get NHS to pay for it as well.

 

But, what I really want to know is why do people say stereotypes are bad, or untrue, when we all know most are based on repeated observations of the same type of behavior.

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Why do all Germans sing "Happy Birthday" in English? On a 30 Rock episode, they sang it in German - "Zum Geburtstag viel Glück", and it seems just fine.

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Why do all Germans sing "Happy Birthday" in English?

 

Well, it's more of a "happy Bursday" ;) and then they go on to sing "happy Bursday LIEBE/R xxxxx" WTF, why sing in English and substitute "dear" for the German word "liebe/r"

 

STOP MIXING LANGUAGES!!! (sorry, but I just HATE Denglish!!! - hmmmm, that's almost a reply for the Vent thread ;))

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How many different types of plants did the world's first stoner smoke, before he finally found marijuana?

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Dunno, but here's a happy little ditty along similar lines...

 

The name of this song is 'The Wildwood Flower'

Now 'The Wildwood Flower' is an old country classic

It gained a whole new popularity

The song isn't any more popular

But the flower is doin' real good

 

The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm

And we never knowed what it was called

Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed

I didn't gave it much thought...

One day I was out there talking to my brother

Reached down for a weed to chew on

Things got fuzzy and things got blurry

And then everything was gone

I Didn't know what happened

But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap

 

I come to and my brother was there

And he said, 'What's wrong with your eyes?'

I said, 'I don't know, I was chewing on a weed'

He said, 'Let me give it a try'

We spent the rest of that day and most of that night

Trying to find my brother, Bill

Caught up with him 'bout six o'clock the next mornin'

Naked, swinging on the windmill

He said he flew up there

I had to fly up and get him down

He was about half crazy

 

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds

And put 'em in the sun to dry

Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em all

And put 'em in the corncob pipe

Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit

We didn't see no harm

We thought it was kind of handy

Take a trip and never leave the farm

 

A big ol' puff on the wildwood weed

Next thing you know

We's just wandering behind the little animals

All good things gotta come to an end

And it's the same with the wildwood weed

 

One day this feller from Washington come by

And he spied us and he turned white as a sheet

And he dug and he burned

And he burned and he dug

And he killed all our cute little weeds

Then he drove away

We just smiled and waved

Sittin' there on that sack of seeds

 

Y'all come back now, ya hear

 

Jim Stafford Wildwood Flower

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why do 24 hour stores have locks on their doors?

 

(hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and i didn't know it... :D )

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How can I remove my posts or topics from showing up on my profile? This is a real question for anyone that can help. I am embarrassed by some of the things I post.

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Is it dishonest to tell the wife that you only had 4 beers, when each of those beers was a Maß?

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(hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and i didn't know it... )

 

But your feet show it

They're Longfellows

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Why do all Germans sing "Happy Birthday" in English? On a 30 Rock episode, they sang it in German - "Zum Geburtstag viel Glück", and it seems just fine.

 

no, that's not true. they have german birthday song that they sing every time.

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Does a marriage counciller get sacked if he divorces.

 

Which promotion board sits to promote the "Head of the Army"....and who writes his yearly appraisal?

 

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

 

Why does everyone at work say Mahlzeit (eating time) at dinnertime...I know its time to eat...im sat in the cafeteria ffs.

 

Why doesn't the camera in the ladies changingroom transmit anymore?

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Long long ago, when panties were not invented yet, what did the ladies wear down there especially during the aunt's visits?

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Is it dishonest to tell the wife that you only had 4 beers, when each of those beers was a Maß?

 

Nope (we all know size doesn't matter ;))

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