Questions you have been afraid to ask... in case you look stupid

[Irish Lassie 3,005]

Sorry if this has been done before, but I stumbled across this topic on another website and had a good laugh at some of the questions asked e.g.:

 

why aren't eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

What do people from China call their good dinnerware?

 

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

When you're in the cinema/plane etc..., which armrest is yours?

[robinson100 11,411]

Why is TT so addictive? :)

[Allershausen 6,409]

Do Chinese people go out for a European?

[osmachar 324]

 

Do Chinese people go out for a European?

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5147636284090988855#

[Orla_inka 4,620]

When God created man he must have thought: When man gets older who is going to want to have sex with him? I know; I will take away his hair but still, I will make him look distinguished and handsome.

 

Then he must have thought: So now, what can I do for women when they reach that age ... Ahh I know: I will give them facial hair.

 

Why?

[Orla_inka 4,620]

Why do feet smell and noses run?

[SpiderPig 6,858]

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?

[gabi1 397]

On the off-chance that you survive, you can then pound the ship with your head.

 

Why is the human head bigger than his knee. Isn't where his brain is?

[Guest]

Why did god design man (and woman) with a recreation area next to a waste disposal area?

[D_J 312]

How/where would a fighter jet's pilot pee during flight/dogfight if s/he has to?

[Guest]

Why do you have to click on 'Start' to stop your PC?

[perdido 6,081]

 

How would a fighter jet's pilot pee during flight/dogfight if s/he has to?

 

Naturally of course...

[bluedave 2,496]

Why aren't civil servants? :blink:

[perdido 6,081]

How does one in Germany tell which river is male, female, and neutral?

[HEM 8,264]

 

How would a fighter jet's pilot pee during flight/dogfight if s/he has to?

 

I can tell you its difficult enough whilst flying a glider....

[Guest]

It's Friday; which seat can I take?

[bluedave 2,496]

 

How does one in Germany tell which river is male, female, and neutral?

Same way you do in Thailand mate, quick meat and 2 veg check . . :ph34r:

[D_J 312]

 

I can tell you its difficult enough whilst flying a glider....

 

b/w Do you also wear a diaper during flight?

 

(I found this as answer of my question)

[HEM 8,264]

 

b/w Do you also wear a diaper?

 

I don't but female glider pilots tend to use that solution. I am assured its still not "easy".

 

One problem for all glider pilots is that the stick gets in the way...

 

The subject gets discussed in detail at the cross-country flying seminars we run...

[bluedave 2,496]

Don't most women pilots use the She Wee ?