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Tap, 19 May 2010
Posted 14 June
Watch the last few minutes of the latest episode of "Last Week Tonight" - and then, all the local car dealers in the U.S. of A., write to:
Posted 15 June
Why does Cruz always look like he spent last night in a drunk tank?
Posted 16 June
Posted 17 June
TFW you are tired of Corvid restrictions.
(stolen from Twitter but have lost my skills on linking, hopefully heat related rather than elderly decline.)
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Outraged by the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to preserve Barack Obama’s signature legislative achievement, Senator Ted Cruz called the Affordable Care Act “a thinly veiled Democratic plot to keep people alive so they can vote.”
“A long time ago, Democrats figured out that live people were far more likely to vote than dead ones,” Cruz charged. “Make no mistake: the Affordable Care Act is a calculated scheme to increase the number of live people.”
He went on, “Democrats will stop at nothing to get people to vote. They will get them ballots. They will get them bottled water. And, yes, if necessary, they will keep them from dying of a preëxisting condition. It disgusts me.”
Cruz added that, unlike Democrats, Republicans have “no intention whatsoever of keeping people alive,” and pointed to Texas’s new “constitutional carry” gun law as a shining example.
Posted 18 June
The pedant in me wishes Question 1 was about Nelson rather than Napoleon (who didn't die in battle). :)
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