What made you laugh today?

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9 hours ago, yesterday said:

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It was the Nixon era, and the US was still entangled in Viet Nam. One of the many jokes about extricating American forces from Asia was,

'Nixon should do in Viet Nam what his father didn't do.'

  'What's that?'

'Pull out.'

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Visiting an old friend two weeks ago on a windy day, I managed to lose my scarf ( after I’d bent down to feed Oscar, a stray cat)...
I couldn’t find it anywhere so I thought “ sod it.”

 

Visiting the same friend yesterday and , having Just fed the same cat but in a 37C temperature and windless, I stood up and saw the scarf the other side of the road! A bit dirty but anyway!😂

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Talked over Skype with a new client this evening. He is a psychologist and his wife is a psychiatrist.

I asked him how they greeted each other every morning:

” You are fine. How am I?”

😂

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On 4.5.2021, 20:24:50, john g. said:

Talked over Skype with a new client this evening. He is a psychologist and his wife is a psychiatrist.

I asked him how they greeted each other every morning:

” You are fine. How am I?”

😂

 

I heard they greeted each other thus : 

 

He : Good morning.

She: Wonder what he meant by that?

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( Secret reply to HH! That was my comment to the client!) 

He improved my joke .. but please don‘t tell anyone!

People talk.. social media and stuff like that..😂

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