What made you laugh today?

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From FB:

Trump supporter in my DMs: “I don’t understand why you can’t just stick to information about plants and foraging instead of forcing your divisive politics down my throat. STICK TO THE INFORMATION ABOUT PLANTS!!! Every time you post about the president it breaks my heart! I cry all day! STICK TO POSTS ABOUT PLANTS!!!”

“ME: Here’s a list of herbs I use for depression and anxiety.”


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Teacher asks her class if anyone knows a story from the Bible.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, I can tell you about David and Goliath."
"OK, carry on Johnny," says the teacher.
"Well, to cut a long story short, David killed Goliath, and then he got on his motorbike and took off," said Johnny.
The teacher says, "You're right to an extent, David did kill Goliath, but back then they never had motorbikes."
"Yes they did, and I can prove it," replies Johnny, then he opens up his Bible, turns to page 354 and says, "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar of his Triumph!!

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