What made you laugh today?

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A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.


As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.


"Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

 

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On 7/30/2020, 8:18:15, Incredible Violet said:

Laughing tears ...

 

 

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"Lil Wrap" ;) 

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9 hours ago, fraufruit said:

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I was preparing a curry at home and stopped chopping garlic and onions and rat tails.. and then I saw this, fraufruit!

I ate much later! I had a lie down for a couple of hours first!😀

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Three Coldstream Guards investigated by police 'over fight with royal footmen'

 

„Royal footmen perform a range of duties including serving meals and opening and closing doors.

 

The source claimed: "All of a sudden it was a full-scale punch-up. And the soldiers were more used to fighting than the footmen are. They got quite badly injured."

 

https://news.sky.com/story/three-coldstream-guards-investigated-by-police-over-fight-with-royal-footmen-12040418

 

How shocking, I wonder if they will all be sent to the Tower.:D

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"the soldiers were more used to fighting than the footmen are. They got quite badly injured.""

This means that the soldiers were injured. Not vice-versa. Also, mixing past and present tenses is sloppy English.

 

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14 hours ago, john g. said:

and then I saw this, fraufruit!

I always thought of this stuff as Coleman's mustard. Also, it doesn't stink for the actual parents.

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Don’t ya just love the truth, Jeffo!😀😂

In stitches here!!!😂

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Just wondering who was online the other minute - yeah, the usual suspects! Plus... Toytown Germany!🙈😂

Who dat?

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Ha! I have an evening ritual to feed a sick stray cat recovering from cancer in one ear and subsequent operation  around 9 and my dog Mandy here in the office reminded me a few minutes ago. I swear to God this is not a fake photo. It is really what happened. She placed my slippers ready to go out.  Underestimate animals´ intelligence at your peril! I am pretty thick mostly but animals, babes. They make fools of us! So there!

 

PS: it is so warm here I went out barefoot anyway!😂

 

 

 

 

 

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