What made you laugh today?

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On 25.6.2020, 17:23:23, HEM said:

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This should read "He has had more time to train". (He isn't dead yet!

(British English).

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17 hours ago, HEM said:

73.78 Euros for NOT fixing a car...

 

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13.5% VAT brings tears to your eyes as well...

On 6/23/2020, 7:06:59, Calculate said:

Highly specialised humour.

Lol, Ford FIESTA, no doubt in my mind. :)

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I got an email this morning from a Greek woman who was at the same German language course in Bonn in the summer of 1969. She attached a letter I had written her from California in 1973!👍🏼
We were both 17 at the time at the course!

In my letter I had asked her to stay in touch!😂

The Greeks have a saying “ ciga ciga” ( slowly does it!).

I have written her with photos of my life since then!
 

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I was waiting for a friend to clear for corona-free after his arrival from Germany yesterday. It is his birthday today... All clear....but I got bored waiting and wanted to relive my childhood. The result:

 

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5 hours ago, HEM said:

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Funniest post of the day and the previous hours and probably donkey’s years!!😂🙏🏻

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A few minutes before the church services started. the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.

 

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A pair of a novice sailors’ had a best friend who died In his will, specified that he wanted them to bury him at sea. So, the pair set out from shore in a rowboat with the body. They had rowed out a little way when one got out of the boat and stood knee deep in water. We need to go out further,” he told the other.

So they rowed out another fifty yards, and the same sailor jumped out again to find the water reached his chin. “We need to go out further,” he said again. About 150 yards from shore, he jumped out of the rowboat again and disappeared under water.

After five minutes, he reappeared coughing and spluttering, and said to the other: “Thats far enough; hand me the shovel.”

 

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On 7/2/2020, 12:24:15, HEM said:

73.78 Euros for NOT fixing a car...

 

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13.5% VAT brings tears to your eyes as well...

The price is completely justified - especially as the problem was caused by fitting a new wing mirror :blink:

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