What made you laugh today?

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1 hour ago, SS Dave said:

Friday night 2019: This is living!

 

Friday night 2020: This is my living room.

 

...and show a picture of it?!? - No forking way!!!

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Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great again, FDR replies, “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells, “FAKE NEWS!”

 

A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie.” This infuriates Trump.

 

Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln responds, “Go to the theater"

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I learned t'other day why the Chinese are no good at cricket.

 

Coz they have eaten all the bats

 

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