What made you laugh today?

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Heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to  find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner water. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.

 

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On FB someone suggested googling Florida man followed by your birthday (day & month)

 

I got: Nearly a pound of marijuana found in Florida man's pants

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1 hour ago, Wulfrun said:

I got: Nearly a pound of marijuana found in Florida man's pants

By contrast my Floridian: "Posed as housewife to lure men into his home"

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1 hour ago, emkay said:

 

wait Wait WAIT

 

wtf is going on with the gun? 

 

eta:  oh jeez...now I get it.  I'm a dick :)  

 

eta eta:  me being a dick made wine come out of my nose.

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3 minutes ago, lisa13 said:

 

wait Wait WAIT

 

wtf is going on with the gun? 

 

eta:  oh jeez...now I get it.  I'm a dick :)  

 

eta eta:  me being a dick made wine come out of my nose.

Oh, don’t waste wine like that :D ;)

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Just now, emkay said:

Oh, don’t waste wine like that :D ;)

 

I couldn't help it!  It was too funny!

 

I am very much against alcohol abuse.

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7 hours ago, Wulfrun said:

On FB someone suggested googling Florida man followed by your birthday (day & month)

 

I got: Nearly a pound of marijuana found in Florida man's pants

 

I think I won the jackpot:  https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say

  

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

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47 minutes ago, lisa13 said:

 

I think I won the jackpot:  https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say

  

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

The question remains: which one of those dumb asses wore the onesie? At least they didn't use the Prego ('please' in Italian) sauce. 

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