What made you laugh today?

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2 hours ago, AlexTr said:

 

Are you sure it's not "uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis"?

 

 

 

ETA: I had not scrolled back far enough. 😂

 

damn, woman, you're supplanted my original Ohrwurm with another...much much better one: "give it to me baby, AHEH! AHEH!" 

 

I thank you! :)

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36 minutes ago, katheliz said:

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Careful before going "all-in" - the opponent may have a Straight Flush...

 

(rim shot)

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18 hours ago, AlexTr said:

 

 

I see your Offspring, and I raise by a Weird Al!! Very close to my heart!

 

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2 hours ago, Wulfrun said:

New payment method...

 

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New proposal method:

 

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12 minutes ago, lisa13 said:

 

I have plenty of cheese

 

not enough sausage :(

 

 

 

Nope. Nope. Nope. I will not pick low hanging fruit. 

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9 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said:

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I sent this to my children and their spice, and Vierling responded in a trice:
I read a portrait (ed: sketch?) once about a German stand-up comic in England. He'd come onto the stage and immediately drape a bunch of sausages over the microphone. Then he'd say, "My mentor told me to always start with your wurst joke."
And from Frau Vierling comes this:

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Translation for newcomers who don't yet speak German.

Hoarding purchases:

USA - Medications and guns

Italy - Cigarettes and grappa

France - Condoms and red wine

Holland - Weed and cheese

Germany - TP and flour

- I'm in the wrong country!

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I don’t even find it boring to stay inside all day ...but I don’t understand why in one box of rice krispies there are 2453 pieces, and in the other one 2467!!..🤔

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34 minutes ago, Clive2677 said:

I don’t even find it boring to stay inside all day ...but I don’t understand why in one box of rice krispies there are 2453 pieces, and in the other one 2467!!..🤔

 

You think that is exciting? Try it with a mega pack of Haferflocken^_^

 

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