What made you laugh today?

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I had two “ senior moments “ yesterday within five minutes of each other....

At the first mini-market my purchases cost 3 euros- so I gave the lady three euros in coins and left. She called me back, saying one of the euro coins wasn’t a euro coin but one of those tokens for supermarket trollies!

 

Next mini-market- “ 5 euros, John.”

So I gave him a 5 euro note and started to leave the shop but Manolis called me back: “ you gave me TWO five euro notes.”

 

I have heard this can get worse!

😧😩😂

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This guy wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she dating someone.

One day he got frustrated and said, "I will give you $100 if you let me screw you".

She said No, he said "I will be fast, I will throw the money on the floor, you bend down to pick it up, and I will be done by the time you pick it up".

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "ask him for $200 and pickup the money really fast, he wont even have time to drop his pants".

So she agrees.

Half an hour goes past and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call back, finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls her and asks her what happened.

She responds, "the Fvckn arsehole used coins!"

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Someone in our office has one of those gym ball things you sit on.

When they move form side to side on it, it sounds like a mix between someone drilling a few offices away and flatulence. 

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13 hours ago, cb6dba said:

Someone in our office has one of those gym ball things you sit on.

When they move form side to side on it, it sounds like a mix between someone drilling a few offices away and flatulence. 

 

My company forbade those!!

 

(Not because of the fart noises, but for work safety reasons. People fell off them and hurt themselves.. :blink:)

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