What made you laugh today?

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3 men die on Christmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Christmas".

 

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass. 

 

The Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass. 

 

The Irish man pulls out a thong and bra. St Peter says "how do they represent Christmas?"... 

 

 

 

The Irishman repiles "they're Carols”...

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Not trying to make light of this grave topic but I came to a dead stop and dug myself out of the situation..

 

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5 hours ago, HEM said:

The Irish man pulls out a thong and bra. St Peter says "how do they represent Christmas?"... 

The Irishman repiles "they're Carols”...

I'm not sure how my father, 3rd generation American with Irish roots, would respond.  I think it's funny, though.

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