What made you laugh today?

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Theirs..not mine, fraufruit!

:P

Only the potato is mine!!! I had a lovely blue leather shoulder bag with me to match my jeans!

:rolleyes:

(You can tell Nicole has had an influence on me!!! ). And Max´s tail is the pic!!!

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My daughter send me a picture via WhatsApp  yesterday and asked: " guess where I am? "

I wrote:  "up a tree?"

 

Wrong answer, apparently! She´s visiting friends in  Munich! 

:P

 

It looks cold...I´m glad I´m not there...anyone know where in Munich this is`?

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Love Story

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot
It's worth a shot
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7 hours ago, Techsmex said:

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So what? - If she chooses to go to the vet with that problem...

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In case anyone is missing Hooper, he just sent me this -

 

 
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If you know of any old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or friends, please contact me.
We're having loads of people coming around and we need extra chairs.

 

 

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4 hours ago, fraufruit said:

In case anyone is missing Hooper, he just sent me this

 

 

Ah, is he away? Why?

 

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7 minutes ago, franklan said:

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Nope - my tongue gently slides down from the back of my upper front teeth.

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Apparently ‘take its horns off and wipe its arse’ is not the response in polite company when asked by the waiter ‘how Sir would like his fillet’...

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