What made you laugh today?

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'And how do you explain this four year gap on your resume?'

'Ahh, yeah, that's when I went to Yale'

'Ooh, impressive. You're hired.'

'Great stuff, thank you. I really need this yob'

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First lesson yesterday morning at 07:30, student came in saying she’d had a terrible week, she had a pain in her beans.  I looked at her as she put her hand around to her back and I realised she meant her kidneys! 

It was a brilliant start to an otherwise long day.

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On 11/29/2019, 3:20:24, Clive2677 said:

'And how do you explain this four year gap on your resume?'

'Ahh, yeah, that's when I went to Yale'

'Ooh, impressive. You're hired.'

'Great stuff, thank you. I really need this yob'

I love your jokes, dear Clive!🙏🏻

Boggsdollocks is a serious rival for my affection as well!

 

This forum needs more light- heartedness and you two spread it around so well!

Thanks to you both🦋

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Many thanks for your kind words John.   I also like the addition of Boggsdollocks to our forum but there is no rivalry.   I wish everyone who reads our posts joy and happiness coated in peace.

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Sat here on Whatsapp chatting away with my mum... 

 

Heard my Dad came in from the garage ( He didnt know mum and I were chatting away) and he said...

 

Dad...I hope you hands are warmer than mine Joan...

 

Mum...I'm sure they are Bob,  why?

 

Dad...I need a slash...

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Actually, what makes me laugh, katheliz , is imagining most of us over , say 45 , even understanding that cartoon if it had been published 25-30 years ago!

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On 11/30/2019, 4:59:48, john g. said:

I love your jokes, dear Clive!🙏🏻

Boggsdollocks is a serious rival for my affection as well!

 

This forum needs more light- heartedness and you two spread it around so well!

Thanks to you both🦋

 

12 hours ago, Clive2677 said:

Many thanks for your kind words John.   I also like the addition of Boggsdollocks to our forum but there is no rivalry.   I wish everyone who reads our posts joy and happiness coated in peace.

Ah! Fame at last! :D

No rivalry here either, but I'll see your joy and happiness coated in peace with a glittery sprinkle of charity and love, dear Clive! :D:lol:;)

 

And now back to the regularly scheduled programme on TT....

 

 

 

 

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I have always loved that, Boggsdollocks! The French! The lawyers! Love it.

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5 minutes ago, john g. said:

Just got an email: " stop snoring tonight and save your marriage

 

That's bullshit. We have separate bedrooms. Works a charm.

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