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12 hours ago, fraufruit said:

 

How many steps behind must she follow?

 

I am still training Himself to walk at my pace. 

Misandrist much?

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Two can play at the game!😩

It is ALL about context!! Gave you a greenie, by the way! I love your nickname for your guy at home!

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Certainly, there's a more family-friendly way to move a turkey from the pan to the platter?

 

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The AfD is having a conference in Braunschweig in due course.

 

The name of the hall they rented is "Volkswagen Halle Braunschweig", and Volkswagen is contemplating to cover that name during the conference.

 

Some smart folks suggested to not completely cover it, but only partially:

 

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1 hour ago, franklan said:

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1 hour ago, franklan said:

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Hm, might have to update our business website! Glass v pet insurance!

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I was hoping this was a revenge manual about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, earth and God. But it turned out to be an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. Such a disappointment.  

 

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A Georgia community north of Atlanta is in need of “thoughts and prayers” after a tragic donut accident Tuesday morning involving a food delivery truck.

The Brookhaven police department responded to a call shortly after 7:30 a.m., arriving on the scene to what authorities are calling “total carnage.”

What responding officers found on arrival is every officer’s worst nightmare — dozens of glazed Krispy Kreme donuts, scattered neglectfully across the ground.

“Just moments ago, your #BrookhavenPolice officers answered the call each of us fears most 😳,” the department shared in a statement on Facebook after the tragedy. 

“Dozens of donuts fell from a Krispy Kreme delivery truck as it drove along Peachtree Road. 🚚🍩🍩. BPD rushed to the scene (🚨🚓💨🚔🚨), but to no avail.”

“We found total carnage,” the statement continued, adding that the donuts were scattered along the curb and — here’s the worst of it — the gutter.

“THE GUTTER, people!!! 😲” police lamented in the statement....

 

 

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On 11/27/2019, 12:27:47, franklan said:

The AfD is having a conference in Braunschweig in due course.

 

The name of the hall they rented is "Volkswagen Halle Braunschweig", and Volkswagen is contemplating to cover that name during the conference.

 

Some smart folks suggested to not completely cover it, but only partially:

 

 

It's kicking off this weekend!

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