What made you laugh today?

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Apparently, this is Stonehenge..  "I can't believe it's not butter"

 

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On 16/11/2019, 23:06:10, Techsmex said:

Apparently, this is Stonehenge..  "I can't believe it's not butter"

 

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Monumental! Your comment reminds me of this sketch, from the Vicar of Dibley, with the late Emma Chambers (how did she remember the lines?!).

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Courtesy of Princess Margret, said at a state dinner with then president Johnson:

 

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"There was a young lady from Dallas,

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus,

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace"

 

 

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President Johnson was said to been a super raunchy guy!

(Including naming his dick.)

 

I could believe the above story.

 

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3 hours ago, French bean said:

She was probably taught it by Phil the Greek AKA Prince Phillip

I can well believe Princess Margaret capable of coming up with that ditty all on her own. I have seen a photo of her, if I remember correctly with a group of other people, in a beach setting, probably Mustique. She was dressed in one of those swimsuits with a skirt and was coquettishly holding the skirt out to the side to preserve the modesty of a naked man standing next to her. I doubt people would have behaved like that around her unless they knew she was happy with it.

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2 hours ago, Clive2677 said:

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Employers need to VET their applicants' CVs more thoroughly! :D 

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I went into the local mini-market this morning, chose some stuff to buy, put them on the counter and was about to pay... and suddenly a wild- looking man with an unkempt beard came into the shop, picked up two six packs of water and placed them on top of my stuff. Then he took out a couple of euros to pay.

There was no eye contact with me, no “ sorry, I’m in a rush. “

I could only laugh out loud and the shop assistant smiled.

Afterwards, she told me “ he’s crazy” , which was my thought anyway.

Dunno about crazy, though- he was rude at best.

 

 

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