What made you laugh today?

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1 hour ago, hooperski said:

Student Storecupboard essentials according to Waitrose.

Most of the people I knew had baked beans, pot noodles and a fourpack of beer. (This must be Rees-Mogg's son)

 

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You were obviously friendly with Viv, Rick, Mike and Neil. Oh, you forgot the Lentils.

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20 hours ago, Sannerl said:

 

#0 Phone-numbers and menus of takeouts nearby.

 

 

Oh that is so 1990's!

 

There are loads of Take out delivery Apps available now!

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19 hours ago, French bean said:

You were obviously friendly with Viv, Rick, Mike and Neil. Oh, you forgot the Lentils.

 

@hooperski does live in Wales!

 

Where they have "alternative" uses for animals such as sheep!

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2 hours ago, dj_jay_smith said:

 

 

Oh that is so 1990's!

 

There are loads of Take out delivery Apps available now!

 

Not for our favorite Chinese restaurant around the corner.

Land line!

Takeout there. No delivery service afaik.

I'll ask next time we eat there; there were some suspicious-looking styrofoam containers on the counter last time.

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So our 80 year old friend Pete managed to fall over the other day and is in hospital today. He is cheerful and hopes the op will be successful today.

 That is not what made us laugh, of course!

What did make us laugh?

He pointed to a TV hanging next to his bed and said : „ all the Greeks in this room want to watch TV loudly the whole day but can‘t find the remote control/ console to switch it on and adjust the volume. The ward staff can‘t find it, either.

I was the first to end up here the other day and hid it in my bedside table.“

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I must say the price is enticing, but risk a Staff infection?  No, thanks

 

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