What made you laugh today?

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16 hours ago, anne k said:

Maths?

well done, you stats expert you! ;);)

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6 hours ago, Clive2677 said:

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Is that Gary Lineker, Clive??

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40 minutes ago, john g. said:

Is that Gary Lineker, Clive??

 

No John, a bottle of Holy Trinity, a fabulous Grant Burge wine ???

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10 hours ago, hooperski said:

Siri, give me an analogy of the UK.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48178528

 

 

To be fair, it's the only thing which has gone wrong this season!  Even their arch rivals, ipswich, got relegated.

 

There is somewhat of a German revolution going on unnoticed there: 

1 German head coach

3 German back room staff

7 German players in the first team

2 more taken from German football (1 Swiss came from Wolfsburg, 1 Bosnian came from Darmstadt who grew up in Germany)

1 German player out on loan (at Darmstadt)

 

 

 

 

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Since I have one major client who uses most of my time, I promote my business everywhere I can to make sure I don't fall afoul of the laws on percentages of freelance income from one place. So, I posted up something on EBay Kleinanzeigen to get in that necessary percentage of not-my-number-one customer. Yesterday's conversation went like this:

 

Him: I need ten pages of master's level work corrected between Wednesday and Friday. Is this possible?

Me: Yes, I have time. Please go to my website here XXXX and place your order. All orders must be prepaid.

Him: Sorry, that's too cumbersome.

 

Yes, dear, I realize that paying this bill was not in your plan. That's why I have a prepayment policy.

Laughed for ten minutes about it.

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Freelance musician: Sure what's the address?

 

 

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WC sign at Regent Theater in New Zealand:

 

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*claps and cheers* *signs up immediately* ;)

 

"Don't be an idiot!" So great!!

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