What made you laugh today?

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There´s this scam going around here where people claiming to be from the Greek Telekom people (known as OTE ) call you in English and say you have a problem with your router and you should go straight to your computer and turn it on and they will " help ".

These calls are occurring about 10 times a day on our landline phone now. I went to town today to OTE´s office and spoke to them. " Yes, it´s well-known now and on the TV and in the media etc ".

Me: " So I tell them to fuck off if they call?"

OTE guy: " yes".

 

Minutes later, my Nicole called me and said: " they´ve just called again."

Me: " what did you say? "

Nicole: " I shouted Wichser and they hung up ".

 

Ein Herz und eine Seele!

:lol::lol:

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16 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Wetherspoons cocktail list.

 

 

 

Jesus, you know you're getting old when you have to Google half the ingredients in that list!

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10 minutes ago, Clive2677 said:

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Well - I'd take that cat's expression serious...

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I'm not getting in to Heaven anyway, so ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... bacterial wipes anyone?

 

 

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20 hours ago, lisa13 said:

does he always do that?

according to an anonymous altar boy, he does that after doing a number 2 to be hygienic. Remember: cleanliness is next to godliness.

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