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The new James Bond film is called "Shatterhand", apparently there was no loo paper in Moneypenny's toilet cubicle.

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White House reveals what was on the menu for Trump and Kim’s dinner

The two leaders shared prawn cocktails and chocolate lava at their historic dinner.

What was historic about it, the Prawn Cocktail from the 1970's?

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https://www.npr.org/2019/02/27/698547607/watch-german-firefighters-work-to-free-rotund-rat-stuck-in-manhole-cover

 

I had to look at this picture three times before I stopped laughing. The name on the Gullideckel (Passavant) is the name of the hospital where I had my left hip replaced (in the US).

 

Really, eight men to free....a rat? A FAT RAT?   AND they turned it loose again in the sewer system? How much tax money....? :blink::lol::lol:

 

Must confess, my alter ego knows a much less expensive way....

 

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, dj_jay_smith said:

 

Damm it, I failed!! :( 

 

 

How?!:o

 

This was the one absolutely cast iron guaranteed successful challenge.

 

Passed it with totally flying colours myself, not wishing to boast.:lol:

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45 minutes ago, kiplette said:

 

How?!:o

 

This was the one absolutely cast iron guaranteed successful challenge.

 

Passed it with totally flying colours myself, not wishing to boast.:lol:

 

 

Well there was not need to rub it in was there!

 

What do you want me to say?  That I am a big loser?  That you are better than me?

Who do you think you are, my wife?

 

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On 27.2.2019, 18:37:35, Sir Percy B said:

 

What was historic about it, the Prawn Cocktail from the 1970's?

 

When I hear "shared a Prawn Cocktail" I imagine it Lady and the Tramp style, nuzled together at a small table. :D

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2 hours ago, dj_jay_smith said:

Well there was not need to rub it in was there!

 

What do you want me to say?  That I am a big loser?  That you are better than me?

Who do you think you are, my wife?

 

:lol:

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I baked bagels yesterday. If you've never investigated the process, it takes two hours of rising, one punch down, 15 minutes to form bagels, and another 10 or so to set up. Then you boil them in a syrup and water mixture and bake. All told, it's about 3 hours.

This is not funny. It's tedious.

What's funny is that I just looked in the bread box and found that my wife has cut the tops off of two sesame seed bagels: one last night for her dinner and one this morning for her breakfast.

There are two half bagels in the bread box - the bottoms. That is some next level childlike behavior. I know exactly what she's going to say: "I wanted the sesame seeds." 

This is my life.

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On 2/26/2019, 9:08:40, Krieg said:

AT&T can implement 6G in the USA any moment they want.

 

#Status Bar (status_bar.json)
{
"provider" : "AT&T",
"speed" : "4^H5^H6G"
}

 

I can't find that any where. Everything I read says it doesn't exist yet. Gotta link for me?  Thanks.

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5 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

I can't find that any where. Everything I read says it doesn't exist yet. Gotta link for me?  Thanks.

 

it's a joke - just a fake display

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