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Tap, 19 May 2010
Posted 11 February
Courtesy of @sarabyrd
Man inserts cotton bud too far into ear, accidentally resets himself to factory setting
It's from May 2018, but I only saw it today...
Posted 12 February
I remember it well, fondly.
looks like me 20 minutes after I was supposed to get up to go to work...
Posted 13 February
Am doing research for a cooking course on Shakespearean food. Came across this. As my brain functions best in cartoon mode, I was enchanted. Especially by the cameos - first, Mike Tyson, then later...Richard Nixon??!
Posted 15 February
This is dedicated to all the romantic men out there, oh you lucky ladeez.
Posted 16 February
A poem, "I've outlived my Dick" by Willie Nelson.
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on it's own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the frigging thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
Posted 17 February
12 hours ago, hooperski said:
...by Willie Nelson.
...by Willie Nelson.
Prostate massage could help.
Sorry couldn't resist.
Guess I know someone on here that you'd offer it to.
for some reason this makes me think of Ray Bradbury's story, "Junior"
Posted 18 February
This story ...
Jenna said: ‘Buying a sandwich at Leeds train station. The man said to me: “Do you want to go for a drink?” I said, “I am so sorry, I’ve got a boyfriend.” ‘And he replied, “No, it’s a meal deal: if you take a sandwich, you can get a drink as well.”’
Posted 19 February
In the office today! My dog Max is on the sofa and sees me sweeping dust next to the rug which other dogs sometimes lie on.He jumps off the sofa, grabs the rug between his teeth and drags it back about 30 centimetres, knowing full well I lift the rug to sweep underneath it (sometimes!!).
Hilarious and charming!
On Tenerife, I took the day menu in a restaurant with ocean view: vegetable soup with some bread, 1/2 chicken with fries, one large bowl of ice cream with 0,2L red wine and an espresso for €11,50. Laughable prices.
I hope you tipped the staff, Luke!..or did you " go Dutch "
with them on that?
Posted 20 February
Australia...where else? :-)
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