What made you laugh today?

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Am doing research for a cooking course on Shakespearean food. Came across this. As my brain functions best in cartoon mode, I was enchanted. Especially by the cameos - first, Mike Tyson, then later...Richard Nixon??!

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A poem, "I've outlived my Dick" by Willie Nelson.

 

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy,

Is now my water spout.

 

Time was when, on it's own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full-time job,

To find the frigging thing.

 

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

 

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes.

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12 hours ago, hooperski said:

...by Willie Nelson.

Really?

Prostate massage could help. :ph34r:

Sorry couldn't resist.

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In the office today! My dog Max is on the sofa and sees me sweeping dust next to the rug which other dogs sometimes lie on.He jumps off the sofa, grabs the rug between his teeth and drags it back about 30 centimetres, knowing full well I  lift the rug to sweep underneath it (sometimes!!).

Hilarious and charming!

 

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On Tenerife, I took the day menu in a restaurant with ocean view: vegetable soup with some bread, 1/2 chicken with fries, one large bowl of ice cream with 0,2L red wine and an espresso for €11,50. Laughable prices.

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I hope you tipped the staff, Luke!<_<..or did you " go Dutch "

:lol: with them on that?

 

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