What made you laugh today?

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I'm starting to think that I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.

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A friend of mine received an Alexa from his sister for Christmas. He told his friends. He now has to turn it off every time he's gaming, as a fellow gamer friend screamed, "Alexa! Order 10,000 condoms with my Amazon Prime account!".

 

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Out with the dogs a while ago in pouring rain! Absolutely belting it down..got home, opened the door..and it stopped raining!

:D:D

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2 minutes ago, john g. said:

Out with the dogs a while ago in pouring rain! Absolutely belting it down..got home, opened the door..and it stopped raining!

:D:D

 

Doesn't rain inside my house either. :blink:

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Does in Greek houses, hoops!

:D

By the way, on this Brexit vote evening, just occurred to me brexei is the Greek word for rain!!! Bet you didn´t realise that!!! :P

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