What made you laugh today?

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16 hours ago, fraufruit said:

 

Thank-you. This explains all those recipes for overnight oats.

 

Happy Holidays to all! May all of you find many presents under your trees (both visible and invisible), and may your bells always jingle!

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2 hours ago, Janx Spirit said:

 

My Gran,,,

  • Me, too! Just checked! I´m developing man boobs!!!:rolleyes: My body´s Xmas present to myself!!!
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My Nicole chose an (expensive) Xmas present on the Internet and I agreed! She paid Amazon! The gift has arrived and i´ve just remembered I haven´t paid her back  for it yet!!!:D:D

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1 minute ago, john g. said:

My Nicole chose an (expensive) Xmas present on the Internet and I agreed! She paid Amazon! The gift has arrived and i´ve just remembered I haven´t paid her back  for it yet!!!:D:D

 

Now you just have to hope she returns it, then ask for your money back. B)

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:lol: Can´t do that, Cammiede! I´d have to give the Xmas socks back!!!

Happy Christmas, mate!

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Rang up my parents to wish them Merry Xmas. Eventually got round to the gynaecological... it being "akutell".

My dad, 80, told me to stop playing wind instruments - laugh number one - then, laugh number two - that what I need is a vasectomy. Kid you not. You cannot make it up. He was quite serious. I told him not to come back as a gynocologist.

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1 hour ago, optimista said:

My dad, 80, told me to stop playing wind instruments - laugh number one - then, laugh number two - that what I need is a vasectomy.

 

Why? Does he think playing wind instruments causes "lady problems"? Or is the, ah, blowing aspect of the music unbecoming at your age?? Will a vasectomy prevent your becoming manly??? (add absurdities ad infinitum)

So many questions, so few answers... :D

 

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4 hours ago, Metall said:

Does he think playing wind instruments causes "lady problems"?

 

Apparently so... and this from Casanova himself. :blink:

I have learnt that other sorts of leaks do occur in our older players as muscle tone is lost... cough.

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On 24.12.2018, 17:32:59, hooperski said:

Who would buy this ...

 

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Looks like my  nice enough emancipated lesbian neighbor here in the Dorf has finally realized that her sweater was not attracting the gender of her choice.  Posted in Ebay kleinanzeige in a last ditch effort to get some holiday hook up.

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But if you could fill those ample pouches, you would get the Madonna look.

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Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck on full"

 

I thought "I can't turn that down"

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