What made you laugh today?

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Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with
5,000 Turkeys... a spokesman for the gang said "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have been defrosted.''

 

 

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I have three bank  accounts with a well-known Hamburg bank! Got a letter all the way to Greece today asking me to pay 2.28 euros into one of the accounts- a  basically dead account - as I´m overdrawn!:D What a waste of paper, time and someone had nothing better to do that day!!!

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2 hours ago, john g. said:

I have three bank  accounts with a well-known Hamburg bank! Got a letter all the way to Greece today asking me to pay 2.28 euros into one of the accounts- a  basically dead account - as I´m overdrawn!

 

Wonder what the odds are that if you check your balance using that Kontonummer you'll find a line item under Mitteilung showing Porto/Versandskosten - 2,28 € ;)

 

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Made an unfortunate Spoonerism today when rehearsing some Xmas songs with the jazz band.

 

Apparently if the weather outside is frightful, the fire is delightful and the lights are turned way down low, then if I've brought some corn for popping it's quite romantic.

 

Turns out it's much less romantic if I've turned up in the dimly lit room with some porn for copping ...

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Bit of an own goal by Southeastern Trains.

 

 

Have you got any great pictures of our trains & stations looking festive? As we approach Christmas we're looking for a new background picture for our Twitter profile. Share them with us using #SEChristmas and we'll pick the best to use, complete with a credit of course!

 
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In an English class today, we were playing the "Jobs Quiz" where the students have to ask questions to discover

the job of another.

One of them asked 'Do you have a lot of movements in your job?"

Funny how an extra letter can completely change the meaning.

The lesson was interrupted for 10 minutes while they all laughed. Toilet humour goes down very well here.

 

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