What made you laugh today?

[Techsmex 13,358]

New hope for Italians on Mars..

 

 

[AKJeeper 30]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlATOHGj9EY

[hooperski 29,417]

Has bin?

 

[dj_jay_smith 3,448]

 

[kludgie 3,099]

One for the geeks...

 

If O'Reilly made books about animals...

 

[hooperski 29,417]

Who's your daddy?

 

[hooperski 29,417]

Alternative way to pay on toll roads in Greece if you have no money.

 

 

[White Rose of Yorkshire 1,088]

New York Jets NFL team ship 350 toilet rolls to London

“There was an intern who had been over to London numerous times. He noticed when he was there that - and I quote - 'the toilet paper was very thin because their plumbing isn't as good.

So, the intern informed the operations staff, and the Jets ordered 350 rolls of toilet paper for the hotel and the stadium."

ROFL.  If they believe English toilet paper is so thin because the plumbing isn’t so good why order toilet rolls that are made of thicker paper? The New York Jets will be playing against the Dolphins at Wembley on Sunday. Hope there will be plenty of plumbers on call at the weekend. 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-34430305

 

[The Magster 682]

[PES 3,977]

[katheliz 17,879]

That's terrible, PES.    It belongs in Worst Jokes - it's a real eye-roller - but I greened you anyway.

[PES 3,977]

You are a sweetheart, and a long suffering 49ers fan.

[katheliz 17,879]

Hey, the 9ers are playing the Packers this afternoon - my other home team.  This is a game where it's a win-win situation for me, whoever actually wins! 

 

[NoBullJim 3,685]

Yeah, sorry about that katheliz. My team had a buy this week. 

[timaloy 104]

[BobUK 4,654]

[taylormario 307]

 

In India, there is a joke going on: An Auto in India is short for "Auto Rikshaw": the three-wheeled Tuk Tuks. Das = Ten in Hindi. In terms of emissions, that's just about right.

[taylormario 307]

What to do if you see a dog choking...

 

"Papa! What are you doing there!?"

"Aae? Ugh, ufff, err... First aid. Momma was choking".

[BobUK 4,654]

[ian 3,996]