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Junior Boss sent me an email with the subject "Cooments on the invoice". In the email itself, in gentle, dulcet tones he requested several major changes.

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Just seen this (in German): A presumably PC definition for "Dieb"

 

 

 

Fachkräft für blitzschnellen Eigentümerwechsel

 

 

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Hearts sign Genero Zeefuick, nickname is "What"

 

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Nice one!

Although in reality it's Umrichter mit Gleichspannungszwischenkreis.

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Ah, now I understand! The thing is: we´ve been invited to a Greek wedding. Ok, it´s the grandchildren of the neighbours. So far, so good. Now, the neighbour´s son explained in Greek the whole wedding ( or only the food stuff?) cost 20,000 euros. Wow...lots...

Now, we´ve been informed by unreliable sources that each guest is expected to pay 50 euros ( in an envelope) to attend. Hm, also informed there´s supposed to be around 900 guests....hmm, wait a minute...900 times 50 is 45,000 euros, right?

 

I want to get married in the morning..it´s profitable!!! :D

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I've got spadeloads of common sense, so I'm voting for FUKP.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11351834/Al-Murray-election-QandA-Id-make-smoking-in-pubs-compulsory.html

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