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Tap, 19 May 2010
Posted 22 Dec 2014
Posted 23 Dec 2014
So I bought a cheap citrus juicer ( to sling oranges in and make orange juice, basically) and I thought, well, I never normally read instructions because they tend to be in Romanian, Bulgarian or Polish where I bought the Thing..but: it has instructions in English!
Background: it´s a Thing with a plug, which you plug into a socket and , then, it works.
Instruction 1 , however, has got me laughing!
" This appliance is not intended for use by persons with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities, or lack of experience and knowledge "...etc.
So no orange juice for me tomorrow then....
Anyway, forgot to buy oranges!! :rolleyes:
Posted 24 Dec 2014
Posted 25 Dec 2014
Seeing a greeting saying "Mary Christmas"
sounds like a drag karaoke MC's stage name.
Posted 26 Dec 2014
Posted 28 Dec 2014
Like when a "Dinner for four" turned out to be a packet of Maggi tomato soup.
Posted 30 Dec 2014
Glad that I'm an atheist.
Posted 31 Dec 2014
Posted 1 Jan 2015
My New Year's resolution for 2015 - avoid the Boom Cannons.
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