What made you laugh today?

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@ tor:

 

Q: How many congregants does it take to change a light bulb in a synagogue?

A: CHANGE? You want we should CHANGE the light bulb? My grandmother donated that light bulb!!!

 

 

 

I wish Jew would shut up about Nazis!

 

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Real-life from about 23 years ago: how many doctors in a German hospital does it take to remove a Zecke from the stomach of a pregnant wife?

 

A: Five - one to hold the Zecke & four to rotate the patient.

 

Claimed by my wife to be true...

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Real-life from about 23 years ago: how many doctors in a German hospital does it take to remove a Zecke from the stomach of a pregnant wife?

 

A: Five - one to hold the Zecke & four to rotate the patient.

 

Claimed by my wife to be true...

 

How many German hospitals does it take to remove a tick from a pregnant woman's calf?

Two because the hypernewfantasticmodern one (Bogenhausen) didn't have a GYN department in 1985 (four years after opening).

 

HEM, how did your wife manage to ingest a tick?

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HEM, how did your wife manage to ingest a tick?

 

She didn't - it was on the outside - maybe I should have used a different term like "Bauch".

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And yes, O2 is quaking in their boots and losing sleep at night at the thought of the negative publicity you're planning to send their way.

 

 

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on his No Go list was: Arrogantly behavior.

 

I felt compelled to correct him ;)

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