What made you laugh today?

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Our kitchen is full of sharp knives of all shapes and sizes. I made myself bleed twice doing the washing up yesterday. Weapons of choice for the self inflicted wounds?

 

A very ordinary (if not particularly blood thirsty) fork, and a sieve.

 

I wasn't laughing yesterday, but now I am.

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'Merkin TV is Number 1, Hell yeah... oh wait, PBS was funded by donations right? Must have been a lean year...

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Tofu is pretty healthy but also pretty bland. I bought a book "Cooking with Tofu" to give me some ideas to make it better. It was written by a Japanese lady so I thought it would be full of tasty, Japanese dishes to give the tofu an oriental zing. Instead, it contained recipes like this:

 

 

 

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I guess it's the fact you have to chop and add the "minced parsley" that makes it cooking. The whole book is full of similar "recipes" - Tofu and cereal, tofu and cheese on toast ("chop up cheese and tofu, put on bread, grill") , tofu chopped into pistachio pudding mix, tofu and egg (make a hollow on top of your tofu, crack and egg into it, bake until egg is cooked"), and so on...

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