What made you laugh today?

[mlovett 8,681]

[PeterC 215]

Very funny, them Krauts.

 

 

[Janx Spirit 11,075]

[fuzzytony 4,969]

Yeah, this about sums it up...

 

[aqua_minie 2,797]

found this on reddit, cracked me up

 

[Janx Spirit 11,075]

More of a groan than a laugh but…

 

[kludgie 3,099]

[mlovett 8,681]

Almost Friday!

 

[aqua_minie 2,797]

 

hihi

[Janx Spirit 11,075]

[kludgie 3,099]

[Janx Spirit 11,075]

When the photographer said "watch the dickie bird" as a child, I never knew it was real...

 

(Not really safe for work)

 

 

 

[AKJeeper 30]

New machine at Chinese Hospitals...

 

http://www.sciencedump.com/content/chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor

[Mapleleafdude 4,292]

:lol: :lol:

 

This had me in stitches.

 

 

[Janx Spirit 11,075]

[poohsan 2,486]

coming home from another karting outing, poohsan jr was still a bit peeved and ranting about the 20-somethings who were blocking him, ramming him during yellow - just generally being twats, so to help him see the silver lining I informed that some guys think they're really good drivers and it pisses them off to be completely out driven by a little kid (jr was 3 seconds a lap faster) as he's taking their manhood away from them, to which he instantly responds "yeah, and I took their girlfriends too!" I laughed, a lot. (their girlfriends were there witnessing them getting smoked by a little kid)

[Techsmex 13,358]

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[fuzzytony 4,969]

[marie-claire 2,090]

:)

 

 

[Erised 2,824]

Found this in my junk mail file today.

 

Hello Dear ,

 

I am Miss Ngama. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily.

 

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. This is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need from you to release this fund is a special HARD DISK,I will need two of this hard disk to recopy your information from the corrupted one, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours.

 

I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.

 

Regards, Miss Ngama