What made you laugh today?

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Tracy Morgan is really on a roll today.

It's actually not him. ;) His is the verified account @RealTracyMorgan.

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on the evening of October 25th, I got the conceptual design for the new changes to be implemented to my accounting system. The conceptual design had been finished for weeks, but someone forgot to give the "ok" to pass it on to me, even though I kept "screaming" that I didn't know anything about the new project and needed the info.

 

The email I got today, reminding me that the implementation and developer test deadline was October 31st really made me laugh, especially since there are delays in the process way before it even gets to me, and it is doubtful that I'll see any test data before December. I know you have to pin the blame somewhere, but don't expect me to take it seriously.

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It's actually not him. His is the verified account @RealTracyMorgan.

 

Oops? Someone linked to Patton Oswalt's response (above) and that was the first feed that came up in response to "Tracy Morgan".

 

Still, made me laugh.

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Should've taken the train... :P

 

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In case you didn't spot it, there's a railway viaduct to Gandalf's left... pretty sure it's Ais Gill on the Settle & Carlisle route

 

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Spooning can be a nice activity...but I never thought anyone would make a business out of it:

http://www.thesnuggery.org/index.html

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The dental technician who made my new crown managed to spell my last name a new way: With two "y"s instead of an "i" and a "y".

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I was flying back to Berlin after my trip home, and there was a sniffer dog at the airport. Said sniffer dog started going mental at my small handluggage case and I became somewhat panicked. I don't take drugs, could someone have somehow slipped them in my case?? They then asked if I had any food in the case - turns out the dog was going mental for my sausage rolls and 2.5kg of chocolate. Poor thing was just hungry!

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