What made you laugh today?

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Just now, john g. said:

When I was smoking away in the visitors's room and waiting for my wife to give birth, I still remember being amazed at how many expectant mums came into the room for a ciggie!

How times have changed!

Not really.  I know lots of smokers who headed outside during labour for a fag.   I mean, if you are a regular smoker, you really need that hit during a long labour.   

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2 minutes ago, snowingagain said:

Not really.  I know lots of smokers who headed outside during labour for a fag.   I mean, if you are a regular smoker, you really need that hit during a long labour.   

I expect so but you can't smoke in a room in hospital any more, can you?

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Trump also issued another furious rant on his social media platform Truth Social, complete with an unfortunate, all-caps misspelling saying he had been “INDICATED.”

 

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1 hour ago, food mom said:

A monastic brewery in East Germany says it's created the first powdered beer.

 

https://newatlas.com/lifestyle/powdered-beer/?utm_campaign=mb&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_source=morning_brew

 

So, they've made a non-alcoholic, powdered drink...a beer flavoured Bovril perhaps?

I assume it would be dirt cheap. Just add a table spoon of vodka to each pint, and you could be selling it at Student Unions across the UK.

Sounds revolting of course, but I suppose that's not the point.

 

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2 minutes ago, yesterday said:

Cannot see that selling well, as it has 0 % alcohol.!!!!

Just give it some time...

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The daughter of a professional footballer brought home her school report.

 

"Dad, I managed to extend my contract with the third year!", she rejoiced.

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I fell asleep this afternoon and was woken up by a Skype call. " It might be important "were my half awake thoughts.

 

So moi.. " hello, John Gunn"

 

She: " hello, baby " ( possibly American accent.")

I listened to some Blues yesterday. Baby is cool ( as is babe😂).

But this was a stupid scam.

Blocked and sod you. Your pimp may have scolded you. Not my problem.

 

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