What made you laugh today?

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[HEM 11,163]

[Techsmex 13,368]

Getting Santamental this time of the year..

[hooperski 29,431]

25 minutes ago, Techsmex said:

Getting Santamental this time of the year..

 

Suppose you're looking forward to emptying your sac ...

[Techsmex 13,368]

7 minutes ago, hooperski said:

 

Suppose you're looking forward to emptying your sac ...

 

you cheeky boy

[Sannerl 3,202]

3 hours ago, HEM said:

 

 

Santa’s Check-ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets a yearly visit from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before this Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for sled’s enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check-ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat-belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.
“What’s that for?” asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”

[JG52 1,044]

4 minutes ago, Sannerl said:

The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”

 

Non-pilots might not get the joke, but that is funny!

[HEM 11,163]

3 hours ago, JG52 said:

 

Non-pilots might not get the joke, but that is funny!

 

Alle Jahre wieder - this "joke" comes around.

 

One guy in my flying club is captain on A320 family & also TRI/TRE.

In addition to doing line-checks  he checks crews out in the simulator whereby an "engine" always fails at the worst possible moment.

Such procedures pay off - many years ago a LH B737 took off from Hannover & hit a flock of geese whereby IIRC one engine

stopped & the other ran rough.  The crew got the plane back to Hannover.

[Sannerl 3,202]

[john g. 37,776]

Out with a doggie this morning and a bloke of my age with his English bulldog said " wie suess! " when he saw Mandy.

I tried my best but then " darf ich fragen? Sind Sie Hollaender?"

 

Moi: " Schlimmer, Englaender!"

He: " wieso schlimmer. Ich mag die Englaender."

 

Moi: " ach, das ist nur mein Humor!"

Nice old man: " ach, ich liebe den englischen Humor."

Moi; " ah, Monty Python? Mr Bean?"

 

Nice old man: " Dinner for One on New Year's Eve."

Moi: ok! ( but internally: bloody hell. It's nearly that time of year!"😂😂😂)

[tor 17,428]

I have some questions... 

[hooperski 29,431]

Golden Handshake?

[Conservator 12]

16 minutes ago, tor said:

I have some questions... 

this idiot did not deserve to win it

[silty1 3,629]

Oh God, I saw that and thought, what the fuck, is he some sort of 9-year-old??

[hooperski 29,431]

This is where football is right now, embarrassing isn't it.

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[Sannerl 3,202]

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Meanwhile at IKEA...

[AnswerToLife42 2,491]

Just watched one hour of "Best Woke SJW's of 2022" on youtube.

One hour BS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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