What made you laugh today?

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[john g. 37,776]

My dog Mandy has a brand new winter coat and I was wearing my favourite green jacket this morning.

 

We passed a fairly toothless old man with his walking stick. The old man said to me: " schoene Jacke."

I replied : " danke. Die hat die Hundin neu." ( It's the dog's new one.)

Old man: " nein, ich meine deine." ( No, I meant yours!"😂)

[Janx Spirit 11,383]

When you read Bobshit:

 

 

[Sannerl 3,246]

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[Sannerl 3,246]

17 minutes ago, Wulfrun said:

 

(gasp) Is that Wonder Woman's invisible jet?!?

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[Janx Spirit 11,383]

[hooperski 29,432]

Meanwhile, over in Twitterville ...

 

SPACE KAREN

 

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[kathdonn 387]

On 11/20/2022, 2:38:03, Wulfrun said:

My sister and her husband foster dogs, and for a while they had an intact male Chihuahua. That animal had the opposite problem, since his member dragged on the floor. My BIL named him   Señor and always spoke respectfully to him.

 

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[Sannerl 3,246]

[HH_Sailor 3,668]

On 22.11.2022, 06:33:37, kathdonn said:

My sister and her husband foster dogs, and for a while they had an intact male Chihuahua. That animal had the opposite problem, since his member dragged on the floor. My BIL named him   Señor and always spoke respectfully to him.

 

Well a guy in the pub told me that he bred Dachshunds in his house.

No need for kennels. The bitches stayed upstairs when on heat.

 

The dogs were kept downstairs.

 

I asked if that wasn't a recipe for disaster -

No he replied...

 

Ever seen a Dachhund with an erection attempt to climb stairs??

 

 

[Sannerl 3,246]

19 minutes ago, HH_Sailor said:

Ever seen a Dachhund with an erection attempt to climb stairs??

 

 

 

 

Fortunately not - but their bitches climbing fences if not digging underneath.

[fraufruit 42,667]

3 hours ago, HH_Sailor said:

 

Well a guy in the pub told me that he bred Dachshunds in his house.

No need for kennels. The bitches stayed upstairs when on heat.

 

The dogs were kept downstairs.

 

I asked if that wasn't a recipe for disaster -

No he replied...

 

Ever seen a Dachhund with an erection attempt to climb stairs??

 

 

 

Survival of the fittest.

[Sannerl 3,246]

6 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

Survival of the fittest.

 

One step at a time?

"Ouch! - That smarts.

 Ouch! - That smarts...

 Are we there yet?

 Nonono - too soon!!!"

[fraufruit 42,667]

[Wulfrun 23,291]

[Sannerl 3,246]

2 minutes ago, Wulfrun said:

 

 

Again? - Poor guy.