What made you laugh today?

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1 hour ago, tor said:

What's better than roses on a piano?

 

Love's Lobster Lost?

 

Something about that wistful look as stares into the lobster's cold, dead eyes... ;) 

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19 minutes ago, Janx Spirit said:

 

Love's Lobster Lost?

 

Something about that wistful look as stares into the lobster's cold, dead eyes... ;) 

 

Tulips on an organ

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37 minutes ago, Janx Spirit said:

 

Naughty but nice ;) 

 

c'est moi :)

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On 9/28/2022, 7:08:09, tor said:

What's better than roses on a piano?

 

On 9/28/2022, 9:10:47, tor said:

Tulips on an organ

 

On 9/28/2022, 9:18:06, Janx Spirit said:

Naughty but nice ;) 

 

On 9/28/2022, 9:55:26, tor said:

c'est moi :)

 

*clap clap clap*
This just made Mr Metall laugh!! :D

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10 hours ago, Janx Spirit said:

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quote from spoof source:  Keith is a Vampire!


Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped him "cross over and become a vampire."  note:  there is also the riumour that he had a blood transfusion from a vamp, quite gruesome


"Does anyone really believe someone like me could live this long?" asked Keith. "I'm one of the biggest druggies of all time. I've lived at least ten lives and plan to live forever. The Stones will still be playing 10,000 years from now." said the star.


Keith says Mick Jagger and Ron Wood are also vampires. He told TheSpoof.com Paul and Ringo are also vampires but that John Lennon and George Harrison refused the offer and "paid with their lives."

 

"I just can't believe anybody thinks the Stones are still alive. We all died decades ago. We are vampires now and we are immortal. It's so easy to get fresh blood too. That's why we still perform concerts. It attracts all the young virgins."

 

Keith said that turning into vampires inspired some of the Stones best albums. "Just listen to Let It Bleed. It has all the answers." he said.

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