What made you laugh today?

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Had a boss who had allergies and a runny nose and stuck tampons up each nostril. Then you had to keep a straight face, not mention it and carry on as if all were normal... those were the days.

 

He was not nice.

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It was the fact that he pulled the strings down that really disturbed me.

 

He didn t have to do that. 

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Not a joke as such but this did make me laugh...

It´s so nice to see someone mouthing off and acting the "hard man" getting their comeuppance.

He deserved everything he got.

What´s really funny is his friend after he gets knocked out says there was no need for that, despite him threatening people and even swinging punches at a couple and then walking towards and raising his hands to the person who knocked him out.

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Looking for travel scales on the high street. Assistant in the store says yes, we have some here.
Ah, says I, they only weigh up to 20kg, I need 40kg.
Assistant says, why don’t you buy two then!
Tears rolling down my cheeks!

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4 hours ago, fraufruit said:

You can't make this stuff up. She's at it again -

 

LOL

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Irish guy on a bus in Scotland imitating accents from around the world- he is GOOD!😀

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why oh why?  it just ain't fair Lord..

 

Baby, I'll BBQ on Fathers Day!  just go get the meat, ingredients, make the sides, season the  meat, bring it to me outside and help me find my tongs and spatula, and I'll grill and you can just relax!

 

 

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I never knew that when squirrels fall they land like superheroes..

 

 

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