What made you laugh today?

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I don't get almost all of them. the few I do...meh...

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2 hours ago, fraufruit said:

Sorry, but I don't get any of those horse cartoon posts.

 

Is it just me?

It's just you,dear! Mind you - is it just me? I didn't get Tor's post!😂

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3 hours ago, fraufruit said:

Sorry, but I don't get any of those horse cartoon posts.

 

Is it just me?

Yer I get them but cannot understand if the fact it´s a black horse is relevant.

 

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On 19/05/2022, 22:12:39, Acton said:

The audience thinks this is very funny, but I have a real problem in understanding hardly a word he says. Anyone else have this problem?

 

Peter Kay is a comedy genius. This one might be easier (for non-Trotters) to understand as it touches a theme close to all our hearts.

 

 

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19 hours ago, Keleth said:

Yer I get them but cannot understand if the fact it´s a black horse is relevant.

 

Reminds me of the white horse who goes into a pub and asks for a whisky.

 

" Yes, sir. Which one do you want?"

 

White horse: " what have you got?"

 

Barman: " Well, we've got Glenfiddich,

Teacher's.. erm, and we've even got one named after you."

 

White horse: " What, Eric?"

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23 hours ago, fraufruit said:

Sorry, but I don't get any of those horse cartoon posts.     Is it just me?

Perhaps we need to be Finnish. 

 

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On 21/05/2022, 12:24:25, optimista said:

Nah. Tarm you posh furk frum darn sarf star'ed tawkin proper lark missen.

 

I'm a southerner and I understand him perfectly.

I've even been known to watch Rab. C. Nesbitt without subtitles!

 

 

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11 hours ago, clickety6 said:

I've even been known to watch Rab. C. Nesbitt without subtitles!

 

Well you are a talent ! You must have a very musical ear. Even I struggle with Rab. Must be the string vest.

 

I needed an interpreter the entire length of my studies at uni for one guy from Derry.

 

Many more needed one for me :lol:

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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
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The husband agrees to try it.
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The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
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She's not my wife!
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His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
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