What made you laugh today?

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They were young when they started, like Stones, you know;). Yes, all right, they are more like a boy band music wise, still doing their stuff - like Stones, you knowB).

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16 hours ago, Elljay said:

Um, @Janx Spirit, confused  Swede here.  What do you think they are singing? Guessing it's something "naughty", so maybe just a hint?

 

20 hours ago, Janx Spirit said:

 

 

Tip to the unwashed: "Take it in the arse" ;) 

 

is what sounds like in English.

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Moving swiftly on ;) 

 

 Someone took the time and trouble and created a Samuel Pepys Twitter account, where daily excerpts from his famous 1660's diary are tweeted. Really cool in itself but  some people think it's just some old dude speaking weirdly and reply...

 

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I was mightily troubled with a looseness, and feeling for a chamber-pott, there was none, I having called the maid up out of her bed, she had forgot I suppose to put one there; so I was forced in this strange house to rise and shit in the chimney twice.

 

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Been there bruv. Been there.

 

 

 

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Apparently he's still on the run (I'm guessing Adam Hodgkiss and not Samuel Pepys):

 

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Two aliens are talking to each other in space.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have aimed at themselves"
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are you sweating when putting petrol in your car?

feeling sick when paying for it?

you have got the carownervirus

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