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That's funny, HEM! I bet many on here won't understand it!馃憤

( Apart from the Brits and Aussies on here!)...

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I finally did my tax returns after two bottles of wine and I'm getting 37 million euros back!馃憤

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Grapes as a role model: Researchers have succeeded in cultivating seedless walnuts for the first time

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Sacramento (dpo) - The food industry has been waiting for this breakthrough for a long time, and now it's finally here: botanists at the University of Sacramento have succeeded in cultivating a seedless type of walnut based on the grape.The product will be available in stores soon.

The scientists researched and cultivated the new "Pacific" variety for a total of 14 years until the naturally large kernels of the walnut had completely regressed.

The scientist in charge of the project, Dr.Dwight Wishaw is enthusiastic about his creation: "I can finally enjoy walnuts without biting on the pesky kernels," he says happily, throwing a handful of the nuts into his mouth before chewing them with a loud crack."Hmmm, delicious! And so nice and crispy!

Google translated rest (Warning - it's tongue in cheek)

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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams.

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1 hour ago, Janx Spirit said:

I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter.

Or sew it seams

Heard that yarn before

;)

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