What made you laugh today?

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Last Halloween I shouted through to the wife.
"Honey there's a witch at the door what shall I do?"
She replied, "Just give her some sweets and tell her to f##k off."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.
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3 hours ago, SS Dave said:
Last Halloween I shouted through to the wife.
"Honey there's a witch at the door what shall I do?"
She replied, "Just give her some sweets and tell her to f##k off."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.

 

Lucky You! - Mine's been dead for over six years now; bless her soul...

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Parents today:
Text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me if you run out of anything, text me when you're coming home.

Parents in the 70s/ 80s:
Bye...
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3 hours ago, katheliz said:

This must be his first cat.

 

But not his only one - plus a dog (from his neighbor who had to move due to work and had to find a good place for T-Rex aka Trevor), a former battery hen, a pond in the garden with goldfish, plus a blackbird named Crumb (the comic's name) whom he (over-)feeds and his Minime.

Good observations all the time.

https://assets.amuniversal.com/c191e5f018c4013a8168005056a9545d

 

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On 30/10/2021, 16:56:24, Wulfrun said:

 

 

Love this show and the interesting fact about giraffes is true :) :

 

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After a duel, it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling.[102] In one study, up to 94 percent of observed mounting incidents took place between males. The proportion of same-sex activities varied from 30 to 75 percent. Only one percent of same-sex mounting incidents occurred between females.[103]

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe#Necking

 

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I got a lot of hits on that question. This was my favorite -

 

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"knights in white satin" can be seen as a pun for nocturnal emissions (aka "wet dreams")

 

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13 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

a pun for nocturnal emissions

 

Lol, I live and learn :D 

 

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... and they did reach the end then...

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49 minutes ago, Janx Spirit said:

 

Lol, I live and learn :D 

 

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... and they did reach the end then...

 

See?

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