What made you laugh today?

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A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, 
"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, 
"Well, your  your wife met me today and informed that 
She bought for $1,500  two pictures, that she thinks will fetch a minimum of $10 to15million. 
I saw the pictures, And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically,
 "Well done!  My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! 
 You've just made my day. 
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."

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An old man walks into a barber shop for a haircut and a shave. He explains to the barber that he can’t shave properly because his cheeks are so wrinkled from age. After cutting the customer’s hair, the barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the customer to put it between his cheek and his teeth to spread out the skin.

The shave is going well and the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years. As the barber finishes, the customer tries to spit the ball out but accidentally swallows it! “I am so sorry, let me pay for another one for you.” offers the old man.

The barber replies, “Don’t worry about it, just bring it back here in a couple of days – the same as other customers did.”

 

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1 minute ago, SS Dave said:

The correct answer is No

 

There is no correct answer.

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3 hours ago, fraufruit said:

 

 

 

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We Brits can go better on this: Jasper Carrot - Nutter on the Bus

 

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County jail in Nevada named after Trump:

 

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YERINGTON, Nev. (AP) — Rural Nevada lawmakers who decided last month not to name a road for former President Donald Trump have approved putting his name on their county jail, court and sheriff’s office.

 

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                                                      “There it goes again … that eerie music.”

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